I don’t care what colours my house is, not really. Except when it look like a cupcake (pink with blue trim), then a Neapolitan ice cream (pink with grey that’s actually brown trim) – and no, you’re not getting photos. Damn you for your 50 shades, Christian Gray; what was wrong with light, dark, and maybe charcoal? Maybe I should look elsewhere for my literary inspiration. Pink with pink anyone?